I feel like Eric Cartman about to board a Carnival ride

Sitting up in bed last night doodling while watching CNN. For years now I rushed to the news every day, saying to myself, "This could be the day the Orange Sh*tstain gets busted." But no, he packed his government and courts with collaborators with no spine or morals and managed, until now, to rip off the public. But the day is coming and I feel like Eric Cartman about to board a Carnival ride... Any day now, any day...